Im going to write a small caption of how i'm blood related to a mighty man with sexy ears, that man being Jacob Stutz . . . It all started when my great great great great great grandparents flew over to Switzerland to have their picture taken with the mexican whooping llamas. After a night out on the town my great great great great great grandfather had a bit too much to drink, so hired out a couple of hookers to satisfy his sexual tension. He was quite shallow my great great great great great grndfather, so naturally he picked out the two hottest hookers in the brothel. He used the process of elimination to see which one was least likely to contain HIV, crabs, or any type of STD's. He picked wrong, ended up with some STD no one knows how to spell. Nine months later she gave birth to a Geraldineski Stutz . . . She took after her mother, and was a filthy hooker, as were her children after her . . .
SO that's a breif recount of how I'm related to a living legend, and if you haven't heard of him you deserve to get your foot stuck in a bucket.

My Favorites

Favorite Band or Musician: Prince
Favorite TV show: The View
Favorite movie: Mona Lisa Smile
Favorite book: Harrry Potter
Favorite sports team: The Black Cocks (Badminton)
Favorite food: ALL

My Hobbies

I like walks on the beach, candlelit dinners and an after dinner mint or two . . . I also have a fetish for small oil heaters, they really get my heart racing.The light purr, the funky smell when they are broken, and don't even get me started on the cool light which comes up when they turn on.

Most Admired

Jacob Stutz